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Who: O.P. Possum
About: O.P.'s
the dispatcher for the Slapout Police Department. The only
problem is...they don’t have any police yet. But they're
all hoping, someday, in the mean time O.P. is holding down
the fort. O.P.'s your basic good ole boy. O.P.'s happy doing
just what he's doing, knowing just what he knows and living
just where he lives. Stress and change are not his friend.
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Who: Bertha and Weezy from the Chicken Cult
About: This group,
well they do have a tendency to go off the deep end. Their
current object of worship is a platypus and the whole "has
fur but still laid an egg" thing pretty much convinced
them that she was a superior being.
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Who: Lyle
About: Lyle,
hmmm, how to explain Lyle. Well let’s just say Lyle
aint the most masculine creature in the woods. Lyle is just
a wee bit confused as to where his romantic interest lie but
a nicer guy you'll never meet.
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Who: Estel
About: Estel
is your typical stay at home mom. Well she is if you are a
pig, have about 18 little ones and no real idea of how bills
get paid or things get fixed. Estel needs herself a new man.
We're not really sure what happened to her last husband, but
we suspect he either ran off...or he's currently in a package
of Hormel bacon.
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Who: Fred and Duane
About: These
two, well what can you say, they're rednecks. Now I'm not
talking a little pink in the summer redneck either. I'm talking
about dark red, aint never gonna go back to a normal color,
doesn't like anyone who they didn't grow up with or anything
different, haven’t had an original idea in years and
if they did it would scare the crap out of them, red neck.
They don’t try to be bad folks, they just enjoy their
ignorance to the fullest extent possible.
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Who: Hee Wys
About: Well every town needs
its person to turn to for guidance and comfort in times of stress, and Hee
Wys is it for Slapout.
That's
a frightening thought aint it.
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Who: Junior Raccoon
About: Junior
finds himself more and more being the one person in town who
"gets it". In Slapout that’s a tough job but
hey, someone has to do it!
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Who: Rolland Armadillo
About: Rolland
has a few issues. Well let’s face it, Rolland is afraid
of his shadow. But the things that Rolland fears most are
Texans and bowling. Why you ask? Well, he had a nasty incident
with a ball return when he was young and well we just wont
get into it here. As for the Texans, Rolland's hear what all
they put in chili...nuff said.
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Who: Shelia
About: Shelia
was on her way to the zoo when her crate came bouncing off.
She stumbling into the chickens hen house and she's still
not sure what to make of these nutty Yanks.
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Who: Slick and Speedy
About: These
two are the party animals of the bunch. They're on their way,
where we can’t really say but you know the saying "getting
there is half the fun". With these two it may be all
the fun.
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Who: Willard U. Churchmouse and his family
About: In the
big world of uptight religious types, these four about take
the cake. They moved to Slapout to get out of the big city
and due to a small error, and the fact that the realtor was
a drunk, they now live under the liquor store.
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Who: Vera
About: Vera is
one messed up pig, with a few body image issues. With visions
of hunky males and stardom she's starving herself into beauty.
Oh yeah, beauty, yup, lets just leave that where it fell ok.
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Who: Verffachi
About: The fashion
designer of our little town Verffachi has big plans. But you
know, sheep just aren’t the brightest bulbs in the pack
so she gets a little confused from time to time. Add to this
an obsession with her favorite designer and...well it just
gets confusing.
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